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SOME ONE POST SOMETHING!!!!!

Post by CookieThief » Sat Sep 26, 2015 8:17 pm

See above...
The world is dark until your eyes adjust.

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Re: SOME ONE POST SOMETHING!!!!!

Post by Xanatos » Sun Sep 27, 2015 8:37 am

CHICKEN BUTT!
We are all books containing thousands of pages and within each lies an irreparable truth.
What is locked, can be opened. What is hidden, can be found. What is yours... can be mine.

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Re: SOME ONE POST SOMETHING!!!!!

Post by FlyingOne » Sun Sep 27, 2015 6:15 pm

Only to the extent that we expose ourselves over and over to annihilation can that which is indestructible in us be found.

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Re: SOME ONE POST SOMETHING!!!!!

Post by Lynx » Sun Sep 27, 2015 7:35 pm

I used to work in Chicago,
In an old department store,
I used to work in Chicago,
I don't work there any more.

A woman came in for some meat,
Some meat from the store,
Some meat she wanted,
porked she got
I don't work there any more

glazed doughnut she wanted. cream filled she got
brass taps she wanted, golden shower she got
Beefeater Gin she wanted, eat her I did
quick service she wanted, quickly serviced she got
ground coffee she wanted, grind her I did
jumper she wanted, jump her I did
liquor she wanted, lick her I did
elevator she wanted, my shaft she got
carpet she wanted, deep shag she got
hammer she wanted, nailed she got
gun she wanted, banged she got
watering can she wanted, hosed she got
floppy disk she wanted, hard drive she got
velvet she wanted, felt she got
liquor she wanted, lick her I did
bolts she wanted, my nuts she got
sailors she wanted, semen she got
ham she wanted, porked she got
cigarette she wanted, my pipe she got
pipe she wanted, hosed she got
Plumber she wanted, pipes cleaned she got
butter she wante, spread she got
seafood she wanted, crabs she got
carpet she wanted, shag she got
nail she wanted, screw she got
fishing rod she wanted, my pole she got
helicopter she wanted, my chopper she got
translator she wanted, cunning linguist she got
KitKat she wanted, four fingers she got
Irish airlilne ticket from the store, Air Lingus she wanted, cunnilingus she got
a hand she wanted, fisted she got
diamond choker she wanted, pearl necklace she got
lobster thermidor she wanted, creamed clam she got
German method of coal extraction she wanted, mine shaft she got
duck she wanted, I misunderstood
Open cast coal mine she wanted, deep shaft she got
A ruler she wanted, 12 inches she got
Some lettuce she wanted, head she got!
An O Henry she wanted, Mr. Big she got!
A Big Mac she wanted, a Whopper she got
A screen door she wanted, slammed she got!
Some fireworks she wanted, banged she got!
A Big Mac she wanted, super-sized she got!
Some Pringles she wanted, the pop she got!
Some tile she wanted, laid she got!
A vacuum she wanted, sucked she got!
Some dinner she wanted, ate out she got!
A lollipop she wanted, licked she got!
Some Shakespeare she wanted, Dickens she got!
piano she wanted, my organ she got
chips she wanted, lays she got
racoon she wanted, my beaver she got
carpet she wanted, rugburn she got
muscle car she wanted, my hot rod she got
pickle she wanted, my cucumber she got
a hat she wanted, my helmet she got.
a damp cat she wanted, wet pussy she got.
chair leg she wanted, table ends she got.
turkey she wanted, gobbles she got.
Barbecue she wanted, spit roast she got
Fabric she wanted, felt she got
Cake from the store, layer she wanted, lay her I did
Truck she wanted, Rammed she got
tire she wanted, rimmed she got
basketball she wanted, hooped she got
Sea Cat she wanted, wet pussy she got
Sprite she wanted, 7-Up she got
Flag she wanted, jolly roger she got
Ford she wanted, probe she got
Don't take it too seriously, you're not coming out of it alive.

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Re: SOME ONE POST SOMETHING!!!!!

Post by CookieThief » Sun Sep 27, 2015 9:24 pm

I have no words, Lynx. No words.
The world is dark until your eyes adjust.

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Re: SOME ONE POST SOMETHING!!!!!

Post by Absent » Mon Sep 28, 2015 1:54 am

Paul Erdos was the most prolific mathematician of the 20th century. He was massively influential in the mathematical world, particularly in discrete problems and particularly so in combinatorics, graph theory, number theory, classical analysis, approximation theory, set theory, and probability theory. He was a savant of sorts. He had no home, for much of his life. He simply traveled and lived with various mathematicians when he could. They would let him into their homes and he would work on problems with them. He published roughly 1,525 papers. Both individual and co-written included. He made money by giving talks. He was a real nomad. He once got banned from ever visiting the United States for fear that he was a commie.


He died in 1996.

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Re: SOME ONE POST SOMETHING!!!!!

Post by Ghost » Mon Sep 28, 2015 2:01 am

Hard hands:
- If you have Eight or less: always hit.
- If you have Nine: Double if the dealer has 3 thru 6, otherwise hit.
- If you have Ten: Double if the dealer has 2 thru 9, otherwise hit.
- If you have Eleven: Double if the dealer has 2 thru 10, Hit if dealer has Ace.
- If you have Twelve: Hit if the dealer has 2 or 3, Stand if the dealer has 4 thru 6, otherwise hit.
- If you have 13- 16: Stand if the dealer has 2 thru 6, otherwise hit.
- If you have 17 - 21: Always Stand.

Soft hands:
- If you have Ace 2 or Ace 3: Double if the dealer has 5 or 6, otherwise hit.
- If you have Ace 4 or Ace 5: Double if the dealer has 4 thru 6, otherwise hit.
- If you have Ace 6: Double if the dealer has 3 thru 6, otherwise hit.
- If you have Ace 7: Stand if the dealer has 2, 7 or 8. Double 3 thru 6, otherwise hit.
- If you have Ace 8 or Ace 9: Always Stand.

Pairs:
- If you have a pair of Aces or Eights: Always split.
- If you have a pair of twos or threes: Split if the dealer has 2 thru 7, otherwise hit.
- If you have a pair of fours: Split if the dealer has 5 or 6, otherwise hit.
- If you have a pair of fives: Double if the dealer has 2 thru 9, otherwise hit.
- If you have a pair of sixes: Split if the dealer has 2 thru 6, otherwise hit.
- If you have a pair of sevens: Split 2 thru 7, otherwise hit.
- If you have a pair of nines: Split 2 thru 6, and 8 or 9. Stand if the dealer has 7, 10 or Ace.
- If you have a pair of tens: Always Stand.
"A man's greatest treasures are his illusions."

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Re: SOME ONE POST SOMETHING!!!!!

Post by FlyingOne » Mon Sep 28, 2015 4:08 am

"The fact is that our former master imprisoned here the thirty six heavenly spirits, and seventy two baneful stars
which make a total of 108 fiends. The names of these fiends are inscribed in the stone in ancient writing.
As they have now all been released they will bring calamity to the people .
What are you going to do in this matter?"


And, Lynx, that was beautiful. Brought a tear to my eye.

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Re: SOME ONE POST SOMETHING!!!!!

Post by Ghost » Wed Sep 30, 2015 6:21 am

75 gr black hills match hp
.395 bc - 2750 fps
25yd/225yd zero
50 deg. F @ 300ft above sea level
range(yd)/drop(in)/drop(mil)/wind(mil)
0 / -1.5 / n/a / 10mph
*25 / 0.0 / 0.0 / 0.1
50 / 1.2 / 0.7 / 0.1
75 / 2.1 / 0.8 / 0.2
100 / 2.7 / 0.7 / 0.2
125 / 2.9 / 0.6 / 0.3
150 / 2.7 / 0.5 / 0.4
175 / 2.2 / 0.4 / 0.4
200 / 1.4 / 0.2 / 0.5
*225 / 0.1 / 0.0 / 0.6
250 / -1.7 / -0.2 / 0.6
275 / -3.9 / -0.4 / 0.7
300 / -6.5 / -0.6 / 0.8
325 / -9.6 / -0.8 / 0.9
350 / -13.3 / -1.1 / 0.9
375 / -17.5 / -1.3 / 1.0
400 / -22.3 / -1.5 / 1.1

62 gr xm855 green tip
.304 bc - 3185 fps
260yd zero
50 deg. F @ 300ft above sea level
range(yd)/drop(in)/drop(mil)/wind(mil)
0 / -1.5 / n/a / 10mph
*25 / -0.1 / -0.2 / 0.1
50 / 1.0 / 0.5 / 0.1
75 / 1.9 / 0.7 / 0.2
100 / 2.5 / 0.7 / 0.3
125 / 2.9 / 0.6 / 0.3
150 / 3.0 / 0.6 / 0.4
175 / 2.8 / 0.4 / 0.5
200 / 2.3 / 0.3 / 0.5
225 / 1.5 / 0.2 / 0.6
*250 / 0.3 / 0.0 / 0.7
275 / -1.3 / -0.1 / 0.8
300 / -3.2 / -0.3 / 0.9
325 / -5.6 / -0.5 / 0.9
350 / -8.4 / -0.7 / 1.0
375 / -11.7 / -0.9 / 1.1
400 / -15.5 / -1.1 / 1.2

55 gr xm193
.243 bc - 3400 fps
260yd zero
50 deg. F @ 300ft above sea level
range(yd)/drop(in)/drop(mil)/wind(mil)
0 / -1.5 / n/a / 10mph
*25 / -0.2 / -0.2 / 0.1
50 / 0.9 / 0.5 / 0.1
75 / 1.8 / 0.7 / 0.2
100 / 2.4 / 0.7 / 0.3
125 / 2.8 / 0.6 / 0.4
150 / 3.0 / 0.5 / 0.5
175 / 2.8 / 0.4 / 0.5
200 / 2.4 / 0.3 / 0.6
225 / 1.6 / 0.2 / 0.7
*250 / 0.5 / 0.1 / 0.8
275 / -0.9 / -0.1 / 0.9
300 / -2.8 / -0.3 / 1.0
325 / -5.1 / -0.4 / 1.1
350 / -7.9 / -0.6 / 1.2
375 / -11.2 / -0.8 / 1.3
400 / -15.0 / -1.0 / 1.5
"A man's greatest treasures are his illusions."

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Re: SOME ONE POST SOMETHING!!!!!

Post by Eden » Thu Oct 01, 2015 11:19 pm

Harry Truman, Doris Day, Red China, Johnnie Ray
South Pacific, Walter Winchell, Joe DiMaggio

Joe McCarthy, Richard Nixon, Studebaker, television
North Korea, South Korea, Marilyn Monroe

Rosenbergs, H-bomb, Sugar Ray, Panmunjom
Brando, "The King and I" and "The Catcher in the Rye"

Eisenhower, vaccine, England's got a new queen
Marciano, Liberace, Santayana goodbye

We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it

Joseph Stalin, Malenkov, Nasser and Prokofiev
Rockefeller, Campanella, Communist Bloc

Roy Cohn, Juan Peron, Toscanini, Dacron
Dien Bien Phu falls, "Rock Around the Clock"

Einstein, James Dean, Brooklyn's got a winning team
Davy Crockett, Peter Pan, Elvis Presley, Disneyland

Bardot, Budapest, Alabama, Krushchev
Princess Grace, "Peyton Place", trouble in the Suez

We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it

Little Rock, Pasternak, Mickey Mantle, Kerouac
Sputnik, Chou En-Lai, "Bridge on the River Kwai"

Lebanon, Charlse de Gaulle, California baseball
Starkweather, homicide, children of thalidomide

Buddy Holly, "Ben Hur", space monkey, Mafia
Hula hoops, Castro, Edsel is a no-go

U2, Syngman Rhee, payola and Kennedy
Chubby Checker, "Psycho", Belgians in the Congo

We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it

Hemingway, Eichmann, "Stranger in a Strange Land"
Dylan, Berlin, Bay of Pigs invasion

"Lawrence of Arabia", British Beatlemania
Ole Miss, John Glenn, Liston beats Patterson

Pope Paul, Malcolm X, British politician sex
JFK, blown away, what else do I have to say

We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it

Birth control, Ho Chi Minh, Richard Nixon back again
Moonshot, Woodstock, Watergate, punk rock
Begin, Reagan, Palestine, terror on the airline
Ayatollah's in Iran, Russians in Afghanistan

"Wheel of Fortune", Sally Ride, heavy metal, suicide
Foreign debts, homeless vets, AIDS, crack, Bernie Goetz
Hypodermics on the shores, China's under martial law
Rock and roller cola wars, I can't take it anymore

We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
But when we are gone
Will it still burn on, and on, and on, and on

We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it

We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it
I'll tell you a secret...The Gods envy us. They envy us because we're mortal, because any moment might be our last. Everything is more beautiful because we're doomed. You will never be lovelier than you are now. We will never be here again.

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Re: SOME ONE POST SOMETHING!!!!!

Post by Xanatos » Fri Oct 02, 2015 9:55 am

Let there be no doubt; if it moves, you can be sure it's a beast. And even if it doesn't, well... don't take any chances.
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What is locked, can be opened. What is hidden, can be found. What is yours... can be mine.

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Re: SOME ONE POST SOMETHING!!!!!

Post by Eden » Sat Oct 03, 2015 1:19 am

Do not be fooled by its commonplace appearance. Like so many things, it is not what is outside, but what is inside that counts. This is no ordinary lamp! It once changed the course of a young man's life; a young man who, like this lamp, was more than what he seemed: a diamond in the rough. Perhaps you would like to hear the tale? It begins on a dark night, where a dark man waits... with a dark purpose.
I'll tell you a secret...The Gods envy us. They envy us because we're mortal, because any moment might be our last. Everything is more beautiful because we're doomed. You will never be lovelier than you are now. We will never be here again.

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Post by Ghost » Sat Oct 03, 2015 1:04 pm

Eden wrote:...We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it...
Mutton Dagger, Old Blind Bob, Hanging Johnny, Fishing Rod, Tallywhacker, Pocket Rocket, One-eyed Trouser, Trout.

Ding Dong, Ankle-Spanker, Pork Sword, Engine Cranker, Hairy Hot Dog, Davey Crockett, Let them all hang out!

Pet Names for genitalia. You know the girls think of them, and you gotta love 'em. Pet Names for genitalia. There's always something silly, about little Willie!

Wang, Wazzu, Weenie, Whacker, Pecker, Peepee, Kidney Cracker, Heat-Seeking-Moisture-Missile, Gigglestick, Love Whistle, Tube Steak, Uncle Dick. This is getting really sick. I'm not through, there's one more, PURPLE HELMET WARRIOR!

Pet Names for genitalia. You know the girls think of them, and you gotta love them. Pet Names for genitalia. There's always something silly, about little Willie!

Pet Names for genitalia. You know the girls think of them, and you gotta love them. Pet Names for genitalia!
"A man's greatest treasures are his illusions."

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Re: SOME ONE POST SOMETHING!!!!!

Post by CookieThief » Sun Oct 04, 2015 8:40 pm

This site continues to amaze me.
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