Night Ops

Welcome to the official Night Ops Corrupt a Wish thread! For those of you who know how this game is played, feel free to skip to the bottom. For everyone else, read on: Corrupt a Wish is a simple game that starts out with a poster making a wish. The next person to post after him or her must somehow "corrupt" that wish, so that if said wish was granted, the poster who made the wish would end up getting the opposite of what they wanted. Twisting the wish around in an ironic or humorous way is encouraged. I'll give an example, and then I'll add a wish of my own. Good luck!

First poster wrote:I wish for a brand new car of my choice.

Second poster wrote:Granted, but you lose all four limbs in a driving accident on your way to pick it up from the dealer. I wish I could have sex with a supermodel.

Third Poster wrote:Granted, but she gives you every STD known to mankind and you suffer from premature ejaculation. I wish for... ECT

And that's pretty much how the game works. Now...

I wish for immortality and eternal youth.

Granted, but you lose all of your senses.

I wish to have an unending source of money.

Granted, but this source of money relies on you violating yourself with dragon dildos of increasing size on live webcam.

I wish I could turn objects of my choice into gold.

Granted, though the process is only complete after passing through your large intestine.

I wish to regularly lose my balance and fall, ass first, in an endless field of enormous phallic genitals.

Nigma wrote:Granted, though the process is only complete after passing through your large intestine.

I wish to regularly lose my balance and fall, ass first, in an endless field of enormous phallic genitals.

Granted. Each one of them has a different STD, which they have now given to you.

I wish for a pony.

Granted, but you can only ever talk to Bronies for the rest of your life.

I wish I could be a night opper.

Granted, but you can only op in a lime green jumpsuit with bells sewn to it.

I wish I owned a house.

Granted, but it's a miniature with 30 square feet of space.

I wish I had super strength.

Ghost wrote:Granted, but it's a miniature with 30 square feet of space.

I wish I had super strength.

So a Beeriam house then. Of course.

Ghost wrote:I wish I had super strength.

Granted, but your strength is uncontrollable. Have fun masturbating!

I wish I had magic powers.

Xanatos wrote:

Ghost wrote:I wish I had super strength.

Granted, but your strength is uncontrollable. Have fun masturbating!

I wish I had magic powers.

Granted <3

I wish the guy I like would notice me...



Did I do it right?

Granted.



I wish I could fly.

Granted, but you can only do it naked and with your eyes closed.

I wish I was the greatest night opper that ever lived.

Ghost wrote:Granted, but you can only do it naked and with your eyes closed.

I wish I was the greatest night opper that ever lived.

Granted, but you now have a facial tattoo.

I wish I had money for rent.

granted but the cops think you stole it, you are now in jail.



i wish i was >hazgunz

Granted, but you can only have one and it is a Mark 1 Gyrojet pistol.

I wish I could become invisible whenever I choose.

granted but you become paralyzed when you become invisible

i wish i could read minds

Granted, but whoever you're spying on will always be talking shit about you.

I wish for the ability to tranfrorm into whatever I want.

Roxas wrote:granted but you become paralyzed when you become invisible

i wish i could read minds

LOL that was meant for the one just before you... but it kinda fits anyways

Granted, but it takes a month for the transformation and you have to do a silly dance. Naked.

I wish I could cast magic.

Granted, but your manna source is your own life energy; the more you cast, the quicker you die.

I wish I could control the flow of time.

granted but the more you do it the slower you become

i wish i could single handedly kick north Korea's ass

Granted, you shall now have one of your hands removed.

I wish I could understand every language and speak them all fluently.

granted but you now suffer from extreme stuttering

I wish i had all my dream opping gear and the best camo ever

Granted, but you become a Norwegian scientist who works in Antarctica.

I wish I lived in the Zone.

Granted. Now get out of here, stalker!

I wish I had both the philosopher's stone and the elixir of life.

granted but your the last living thing on earth


i wish i could be a storywrite about opping

Granted, but you can only write in Chinese Braille.

I wish I was dead.

granted but i bring you back from the dead as a zombie whore slave

i wish i had aids

Granted, but they find the cure and save your life right after a related infection makes your dick rot off.

I wish I could "save game" and "load game" in real life.

Grante#/CORRUPT_SAVEGAME
---#ERROR
---#REALITY COMPROMISED


I wish I had a pair of my favourite handguns that would never jam and would never run out of ammo.

granted but they weigh 400 pounds each

i wish i have a roof burrito

Granted, but after you eat it you can never leave the roof.

I wish I had a knife that was impossible to break, never lost it's edge, and never rusted.

Granted; it's Pyramid Head's greatknife from Silent Hill 2 and doesn't have a sheath.

I wish I had superhuman eyesight; able to see clearly in all lighting conditions and spot the most minute details from far away.

granted but you just died

i wish i could get off the roof.

granted but you have to jump
i wish i had a bigger dong

Granted. But it's so big it's like having a dead siamese twin attached to your groin, and it requires so much blood that you pass out whenever you get an erection.

I wish Roxas doesn't survive that roof jump.

granted but a mad scientist reanimates his corpse

i wish i had a hot korean girlfriend

granted but she nukes you.
i wish i had my 72 virgin women

Granted, but they're all Justin Beiber fans and you're stuck with them for ETERNITY!

I wish I could extend my life indefinitely.

granted but you're locked in a crypt for eternity

i wish i was stronger

granted, but you have arm cancer. amputation for sure


iwish i had herpes

AVE...

Granted, with incurable rotting body parts twist...

I wish I had a lockpick set...

Granted, but they're implanted close to your heart (Saw-style) and you have to surgically remove them with a ballpoint pen.

I wish Kouta Hirano would hurry up and finish drifters so Studio Madhouse can get around to animating it.

Granted, but it's done using stick-figure animation and nothing else.

I wish I had a beer.

Granted, but it is made from a new method using horse piss and tastes exactly like that.

I wish I had a wish granter.

AVE...

Granted, but it's jackass genie type...

I wish I spoke fluently in COBOL, Klingon and Java... .D

Granted, but you just lost your tongue and eye.

I wish the site had an explosion of new members.

Granted, but they're all clones of Atarii-XV.

I wish we were all transported back to Europe circa 1400 AD. With gear.

Granted, but our time machine has a malfunction and we land in the prehistoric era with the dinosaurs and you forget your knife in your pants at home.
I wish I was never threatened to be perma-banned again.