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Granted, but the only reason we stop threatening it is because you actually do get perma-banned.Nukes wrote:Granted, but our time machine has a malfunction and we land in the prehistoric era with the dinosaurs and you forget your knife in your pants at home.
I wish I was never threatened to be perma-banned again.
I wish dueling was still an accepted method for settling your differences.
"A man's greatest treasures are his illusions."
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Granted, now I believe there's a matter to be 'settled' between you and Tony Jaa.
I wish the world would slip into another world war. A truly global one.
I wish the world would slip into another world war. A truly global one.
We are all books containing thousands of pages and within each lies an irreparable truth.
What is locked, can be opened. What is hidden, can be found. What is yours... can be mine.
What is locked, can be opened. What is hidden, can be found. What is yours... can be mine.
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Granted, but being the wonderful citizen you are you bring peace to everyone and convince them that war is not the way to go before too many casualties have been made.
I wish someone would take my finals for me without making me fail.
I wish someone would take my finals for me without making me fail.
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...fuck you.Nukes wrote:Granted, but being the wonderful citizen you are you bring peace to everyone and convince them that war is not the way to go before too many casualties have been made.
Granted, but they get the credit for it and you wind up as a victim of identity theft while they flee to Spain and set up a successful light bulb company.Nukes wrote:I wish someone would take my finals for me without making me fail.
I wish my hemisphere of the earth was in permanent darkness.
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Granted, but the people on your continent band together in successful efforts to set up artificial lighting above every city and countryside that can only be turned off when switching power sources every other week.
I wish Moddy would come back...
I wish Moddy would come back...
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Also, I'm very disappointed no one used the roof burrito emoticon during this part. roof burrito FTWRoxas wrote:granted but they weigh 400 pounds each
i wish i have a roof burrito
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Granted, but he never says anything and merely logs in and sits in chat.
I wish you could successfully go raiding viking style.
I wish you could successfully go raiding viking style.
Keep 'em chained, boys!
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Granted, but you're the last man on earth and have no one to raid.
I wish for world peace.
I wish for world peace.
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AVE...
Jackass genie granted your wish, you'll get a rather big world piece just above you...
I wish I had great singing voice...
Jackass genie granted your wish, you'll get a rather big world piece just above you...
I wish I had great singing voice...
"We sleep peaceably in our beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on our behalf."
Airship pirate...
Airship pirate...
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Granted, but your voice raises all of the dead, starting the zombie apocalypse, and every band of survivors makes it their personal mission to find and kill you.
I wish I was Darth Vader and I could play bagpipes while riding a unicycle.
I wish I was Darth Vader and I could play bagpipes while riding a unicycle.
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Granted, but it is also your curse as you must do this until the end of time.
I wish we would see the site updates.
I wish we would see the site updates.
Keep 'em chained, boys!
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Granted, but they'll happen at least once a month like Youtube and completely change the format & performance each time. And you have to pay for membership.
I wish July was here already.
I wish July was here already.
We are all books containing thousands of pages and within each lies an irreparable truth.
What is locked, can be opened. What is hidden, can be found. What is yours... can be mine.
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Granted, but it's July of 1099 and you're in the city of Jerusalem.
I wish I could join you.
I wish I could join you.
Keep 'em chained, boys!
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granted, but he sexually assaults you and you don't enjoy it at all. In fact, he ends up ripping your anal lining.
I wish I could make it to NOPCON
I wish I could make it to NOPCON
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Granted, we'll have a kidnap team at the ready.
I wish I could come up with a decent tattoo design.
I wish I could come up with a decent tattoo design.
We are all books containing thousands of pages and within each lies an irreparable truth.
What is locked, can be opened. What is hidden, can be found. What is yours... can be mine.
What is locked, can be opened. What is hidden, can be found. What is yours... can be mine.
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granted, but your tattoo artist is drunk and screws it up
i wish i was faster
i wish i was faster
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granted but you just died.
i wish i had a roof burrito
i wish i had a roof burrito
The problem with trying to be the bad guy, is that there is always someone worse
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Granted, but it has cyanide secret sauce.
I wish I could fly.
I wish I could fly.
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I'm okay with the outcome of my wish.Xanatos wrote:Granted, we'll have a kidnap team at the ready.
I wish I could come up with a decent tattoo design.
aaaand granted, but you have a gimpy wing and can only fly in downward spirals.
I wish I was the most intelligent person on the face of the earth.
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Granted, but unfortunately for you nobody likes a smartarse.
I wish I could escape to an alternate reality of my choosing.
I wish I could escape to an alternate reality of my choosing.
We are all books containing thousands of pages and within each lies an irreparable truth.
What is locked, can be opened. What is hidden, can be found. What is yours... can be mine.
What is locked, can be opened. What is hidden, can be found. What is yours... can be mine.
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Granted, but you don't retain any memory from previous realities.
I wish that I had eight tentacles in addition to my arms.
I wish that I had eight tentacles in addition to my arms.
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Granted, but the tentacles constantly try to strangle you.
I wish I had a sheet of paper.
I wish I had a sheet of paper.
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Granted, but then you get a papercut and die.
I wish I was visited by the Outsider.
I wish I was visited by the Outsider.
We are all books containing thousands of pages and within each lies an irreparable truth.
What is locked, can be opened. What is hidden, can be found. What is yours... can be mine.
What is locked, can be opened. What is hidden, can be found. What is yours... can be mine.
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Granted, but your Outsider's mark is a glow in the dark green on your chest, and you cant seem to find clothes to wear.
I wish I had the power to bend physics as I pleased.
I wish I had the power to bend physics as I pleased.
Out of the darkness, these blades will light our way.
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Granted, but only when you're asleep.
I wish I could turn into a wolf at will.
I wish I could turn into a wolf at will.
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Granted, but changing back will be very problematic. Also, you'll smell like wet dog.
I wish I had a Nanosuit. With a zipper.
I wish I had a Nanosuit. With a zipper.
We are all books containing thousands of pages and within each lies an irreparable truth.
What is locked, can be opened. What is hidden, can be found. What is yours... can be mine.
What is locked, can be opened. What is hidden, can be found. What is yours... can be mine.
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Granted, but it's three sizes too small and the zipper is broken.
I wish I was fat.
I wish I was fat.
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Granted, but you'll die because you're too heavy to do anything.
I wish I could have a bag that I can pull anything out of a bag that I wanted no matter what size.
I wish I could have a bag that I can pull anything out of a bag that I wanted no matter what size.
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Granted, but you accidentally turn the bag inside out and Reality's physics engine will crash.
I wish I wasn't stuck in Kansas.
I wish I wasn't stuck in Kansas.
We are all books containing thousands of pages and within each lies an irreparable truth.
What is locked, can be opened. What is hidden, can be found. What is yours... can be mine.
What is locked, can be opened. What is hidden, can be found. What is yours... can be mine.
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Granted, but your only way out is through Oz.
I wish I was a God.
I wish I was a God.
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Granted, you now have to listen to the constant bitching in your head that is everyone praying.Zerg wrote:Granted, but your only way out is through Oz.
I wish I was a God.
I wish we were home form Kansas already.
I'll tell you a secret...The Gods envy us. They envy us because we're mortal, because any moment might be our last. Everything is more beautiful because we're doomed. You will never be lovelier than you are now. We will never be here again.
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AVE...
Your wish is granted. Your home will be moved to Polish wastelands. You'll spend rest of your lives in a village full of most obnoxious people. Also every day is a drinking day. And not "good alcohol" but worst moonshine ever. I pity your liver...
I wish I could avoid stomping my cat(previous one didn't survived that)...
Your wish is granted. Your home will be moved to Polish wastelands. You'll spend rest of your lives in a village full of most obnoxious people. Also every day is a drinking day. And not "good alcohol" but worst moonshine ever. I pity your liver...
I wish I could avoid stomping my cat(previous one didn't survived that)...
"We sleep peaceably in our beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on our behalf."
Airship pirate...
Airship pirate...
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>implying anyone would pray to himEden wrote:Granted, you now have to listen to the constant bitching in your head that is everyone praying.Zerg wrote:Granted, but your only way out is through Oz.
I wish I was a God.
I wish we were home form Kansas already.
The problem with trying to be the bad guy, is that there is always someone worse
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Urgon, granted, but it has a hoard of kittens and you have to have your mother move in with you to take care of all of them.
I wish Eden and I could kidnap Xana.
I wish Eden and I could kidnap Xana.
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Granted, but you are busy and don't have time to hang out with us afterNukes wrote:Urgon, granted, but it has a hoard of kittens and you have to have your mother move in with you to take care of all of them.
I wish Eden and I could kidnap Xana.
I wish my kid wasn't leaving me tomorrow.
I'll tell you a secret...The Gods envy us. They envy us because we're mortal, because any moment might be our last. Everything is more beautiful because we're doomed. You will never be lovelier than you are now. We will never be here again.
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Granted, he dies of a cancer you had been to ignorant of other people to notice the symptons for and he is buried in your back garden where he will stay with you.
I wish I knew what NOPCON is.
I wish I knew what NOPCON is.
Nightops is gud, yo.
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Granted, but you're never invited to it.
I wish we had more rum.
I wish we had more rum.
Wish granted.Eden wrote:I wish my kid wasn't leaving me tomorrow.
We are all books containing thousands of pages and within each lies an irreparable truth.
What is locked, can be opened. What is hidden, can be found. What is yours... can be mine.
What is locked, can be opened. What is hidden, can be found. What is yours... can be mine.
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Did I just win Corrupt a Wish?Xanatos wrote:Granted, but you're never invited to it.
I wish we had more rum.
Wish granted.Eden wrote:I wish my kid wasn't leaving me tomorrow.
I'll tell you a secret...The Gods envy us. They envy us because we're mortal, because any moment might be our last. Everything is more beautiful because we're doomed. You will never be lovelier than you are now. We will never be here again.
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You didn't just win Corrupt a Wish. you just won the internet.Eden wrote: Did I just win Corrupt a Wish?
Nightops is gud, yo.
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Granted, he leaves the day after instead.Eden wrote:Granted, but you are busy and don't have time to hang out with us afterNukes wrote:Urgon, granted, but it has a hoard of kittens and you have to have your mother move in with you to take care of all of them.
I wish Eden and I could kidnap Xana.
I wish my kid wasn't leaving me tomorrow.
Resume your shenanigans.
I'll tell you a secret...The Gods envy us. They envy us because we're mortal, because any moment might be our last. Everything is more beautiful because we're doomed. You will never be lovelier than you are now. We will never be here again.
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Eden wins.
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We are all books containing thousands of pages and within each lies an irreparable truth.
What is locked, can be opened. What is hidden, can be found. What is yours... can be mine.
What is locked, can be opened. What is hidden, can be found. What is yours... can be mine.