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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Post by Teutoni » Sat May 11, 2013 6:02 am

I really have to leave this one for Ghost...
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Post by Ghost » Sat May 11, 2013 1:38 pm

Nukes wrote:Granted, but our time machine has a malfunction and we land in the prehistoric era with the dinosaurs and you forget your knife in your pants at home.
I wish I was never threatened to be perma-banned again.
Granted, but the only reason we stop threatening it is because you actually do get perma-banned.

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Post by Xanatos » Sat May 11, 2013 3:54 pm

Granted, now I believe there's a matter to be 'settled' between you and Tony Jaa.

I wish the world would slip into another world war. A truly global one.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Post by Nukes » Sat May 11, 2013 5:04 pm

Granted, but being the wonderful citizen you are you bring peace to everyone and convince them that war is not the way to go before too many casualties have been made.
I wish someone would take my finals for me without making me fail.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Post by Xanatos » Sat May 11, 2013 6:20 pm

Nukes wrote:Granted, but being the wonderful citizen you are you bring peace to everyone and convince them that war is not the way to go before too many casualties have been made.
...fuck you.
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Nukes wrote:I wish someone would take my finals for me without making me fail.
Granted, but they get the credit for it and you wind up as a victim of identity theft while they flee to Spain and set up a successful light bulb company.

I wish my hemisphere of the earth was in permanent darkness.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Post by Nukes » Sun May 12, 2013 4:21 am

Granted, but the people on your continent band together in successful efforts to set up artificial lighting above every city and countryside that can only be turned off when switching power sources every other week.

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Post by Nukes » Sun May 12, 2013 4:22 am

Roxas wrote:granted but they weigh 400 pounds each

i wish i have a roof burrito
Also, I'm very disappointed no one used the roof burrito emoticon during this part. :roofburrito: roof burrito FTW :roofburrito:
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Post by Teutoni » Sun May 12, 2013 6:27 am

Granted, but he never says anything and merely logs in and sits in chat.

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Post by Nukes » Mon May 13, 2013 5:16 pm

Granted, but you're the last man on earth and have no one to raid.

I wish for world peace.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Post by Urgon » Mon May 13, 2013 6:49 pm

AVE...

Jackass genie granted your wish, you'll get a rather big world piece just above you...

I wish I had great singing voice...
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Post by Zerg » Mon May 13, 2013 8:51 pm

Granted, but your voice raises all of the dead, starting the zombie apocalypse, and every band of survivors makes it their personal mission to find and kill you.

I wish I was Darth Vader and I could play bagpipes while riding a unicycle.

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Post by Teutoni » Mon May 13, 2013 9:35 pm

Granted, but it is also your curse as you must do this until the end of time.

I wish we would see the site updates.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Post by Xanatos » Mon May 13, 2013 10:43 pm

Granted, but they'll happen at least once a month like Youtube and completely change the format & performance each time. And you have to pay for membership.

I wish July was here already.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Post by Teutoni » Tue May 14, 2013 12:54 am

Granted, but it's July of 1099 and you're in the city of Jerusalem.

I wish I could join you.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Post by Nukes » Wed Jul 10, 2013 2:24 am

granted, but he sexually assaults you and you don't enjoy it at all. In fact, he ends up ripping your anal lining.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Post by Xanatos » Wed Jul 10, 2013 9:59 am

Granted, we'll have a kidnap team at the ready.

I wish I could come up with a decent tattoo design.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Post by sinista » Sat Jul 13, 2013 1:08 pm

granted, but your tattoo artist is drunk and screws it up
i wish i was faster

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Post by Roxas » Sat Jul 13, 2013 5:24 pm

granted but you just died.

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Post by Zerg » Sat Jul 13, 2013 5:41 pm

Granted, but it has cyanide secret sauce.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Post by Nukes » Sun Jul 14, 2013 6:29 pm

Xanatos wrote:Granted, we'll have a kidnap team at the ready.

I wish I could come up with a decent tattoo design.
I'm okay with the outcome of my wish.

aaaand granted, but you have a gimpy wing and can only fly in downward spirals.

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Post by Xanatos » Sun Jul 14, 2013 7:15 pm

Granted, but unfortunately for you nobody likes a smartarse.

I wish I could escape to an alternate reality of my choosing.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Post by Zerg » Wed Jul 17, 2013 3:41 pm

Granted, but you don't retain any memory from previous realities.

I wish that I had eight tentacles in addition to my arms.

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Post by fx1k » Thu Jul 18, 2013 7:10 am

Granted, but the tentacles constantly try to strangle you.

I wish I had a sheet of paper.

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Post by Xanatos » Thu Jul 18, 2013 9:58 am

Granted, but then you get a papercut and die.

I wish I was visited by the Outsider.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Post by Sangrior » Fri Jul 19, 2013 1:03 pm

Granted, but your Outsider's mark is a glow in the dark green on your chest, and you cant seem to find clothes to wear.

I wish I had the power to bend physics as I pleased.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Post by IDoWhatIWant » Sun Jul 28, 2013 8:03 pm

Granted, but only when you're asleep.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Post by Xanatos » Mon Jul 29, 2013 12:05 am

Granted, but changing back will be very problematic. Also, you'll smell like wet dog.

I wish I had a Nanosuit. With a zipper.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Post by Zerg » Mon Jul 29, 2013 2:09 am

Granted, but it's three sizes too small and the zipper is broken.

I wish I was fat.

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Post by IDoWhatIWant » Mon Jul 29, 2013 2:20 am

Granted, but you'll die because you're too heavy to do anything.

I wish I could have a bag that I can pull anything out of a bag that I wanted no matter what size.

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Post by Xanatos » Mon Jul 29, 2013 7:47 am

Granted, but you accidentally turn the bag inside out and Reality's physics engine will crash.

I wish I wasn't stuck in Kansas.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Post by Zerg » Mon Jul 29, 2013 9:59 pm

Granted, but your only way out is through Oz.

I wish I was a God.

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Post by Eden » Mon Jul 29, 2013 10:49 pm

Zerg wrote:Granted, but your only way out is through Oz.

I wish I was a God.
Granted, you now have to listen to the constant bitching in your head that is everyone praying.

I wish we were home form Kansas already.
I'll tell you a secret...The Gods envy us. They envy us because we're mortal, because any moment might be our last. Everything is more beautiful because we're doomed. You will never be lovelier than you are now. We will never be here again.

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Post by Urgon » Mon Aug 05, 2013 5:52 pm

AVE...

Your wish is granted. Your home will be moved to Polish wastelands. You'll spend rest of your lives in a village full of most obnoxious people. Also every day is a drinking day. And not "good alcohol" but worst moonshine ever. I pity your liver...

I wish I could avoid stomping my cat(previous one didn't survived that)...
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Post by Roxas » Tue Aug 06, 2013 2:41 am

Eden wrote:
Zerg wrote:Granted, but your only way out is through Oz.

I wish I was a God.
Granted, you now have to listen to the constant bitching in your head that is everyone praying.

I wish we were home form Kansas already.
>implying anyone would pray to him
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Post by Nukes » Fri Aug 09, 2013 1:21 am

Urgon, granted, but it has a hoard of kittens and you have to have your mother move in with you to take care of all of them.
I wish Eden and I could kidnap Xana.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Post by Eden » Fri Aug 09, 2013 3:06 am

Nukes wrote:Urgon, granted, but it has a hoard of kittens and you have to have your mother move in with you to take care of all of them.
I wish Eden and I could kidnap Xana.
Granted, but you are busy and don't have time to hang out with us after ;)

I wish my kid wasn't leaving me tomorrow.
I'll tell you a secret...The Gods envy us. They envy us because we're mortal, because any moment might be our last. Everything is more beautiful because we're doomed. You will never be lovelier than you are now. We will never be here again.

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Post by Marzka » Fri Aug 09, 2013 9:45 am

Granted, he dies of a cancer you had been to ignorant of other people to notice the symptons for and he is buried in your back garden where he will stay with you.

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Post by Xanatos » Fri Aug 09, 2013 8:31 pm

Granted, but you're never invited to it.

I wish we had more rum.
Eden wrote:I wish my kid wasn't leaving me tomorrow.
Wish granted. :wink:
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Post by Eden » Fri Aug 09, 2013 11:01 pm

Xanatos wrote:Granted, but you're never invited to it.

I wish we had more rum.
Eden wrote:I wish my kid wasn't leaving me tomorrow.
Wish granted. :wink:
Did I just win Corrupt a Wish?
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Post by Marzka » Sat Aug 10, 2013 1:47 am

Eden wrote: Did I just win Corrupt a Wish?
You didn't just win Corrupt a Wish. you just won the internet.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Post by Eden » Sat Aug 10, 2013 7:32 pm

Eden wrote:
Nukes wrote:Urgon, granted, but it has a hoard of kittens and you have to have your mother move in with you to take care of all of them.
I wish Eden and I could kidnap Xana.
Granted, but you are busy and don't have time to hang out with us after ;)

I wish my kid wasn't leaving me tomorrow.
Granted, he leaves the day after instead.

Resume your shenanigans.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Post by Marzka » Sun Aug 11, 2013 11:36 am

No.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish

Post by Xanatos » Tue Aug 13, 2013 1:34 am

Eden wins.

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