Welcome to the official Night Ops Corrupt a Wish thread! For those of you who know how this game is played, feel free to skip to the bottom. For everyone else, read on: Corrupt a Wish is a simple game that starts out with a poster making a wish. The next person to post after him or her must somehow "corrupt" that wish, so that if said wish was granted, the poster who made the wish would end up getting the opposite of what they wanted. Twisting the wish around in an ironic or humorous way is encouraged. I'll give an example, and then I'll add a wish of my own. Good luck!
First poster wrote:I wish for a brand new car of my choice.
Second poster wrote:Granted, but you lose all four limbs in a driving accident on your way to pick it up from the dealer. I wish I could have sex with a supermodel.
Third Poster wrote:Granted, but she gives you every STD known to mankind and you suffer from premature ejaculation. I wish for... ECT
And that's pretty much how the game works. Now...
I wish for immortality and eternal youth.